Awesome to find out AFTER the game.

I’m a Pats fan, gotten to see SIX FUCKING SUPER BOWLS, and I’ll still bitch about officiating and all that shit.

You know, what you wrote here is pretty much exactly what Brady said:

Ruler for internet trolls and gun nuts

Lazy generalizations are cool when directed at the “whites”. All whites hate/fear Cam Newton, see it’s that easy at Gawker.

RoFlo’s pandering game is strong.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Fucking Sheep: Well, it’s obvious we just aren’t welcome here.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Yep.

Amendola was beyond the defender and there was one defender at the 5 yard line, who happened to be engaged with Rob freaking Gronkowski.

What calls do they get that other teams do not get? The freaking red blinking gaffe in this game was an *egregious* mistake that screwed the Patriots out of 70+ yards and/or a TD.

What calls went the Patriots way in that game?

/Nationwide tune

So, about that take.

I come to deadspin for the writing, not the knowledge, and this pretty much sums up why.

Will any of you ever reveal who the time-traveling gentleman on the bottom left is?