It’s going to continue to be funny as long as morons who have deep emotional relationships with their cars continue to wreck them in displays of unbelievable stupidity.

BA-dum-pish.

I think your stats are backwards.

Cutting out the aiming, squatting, and commentating, a golf game has maybe 25 turns. Civilization takes that many turns to get your early game rolling.

Pair this with the naive science fiction dream of putting the energy output of a nuclear reactor into a cell the size of a AA battery. Accidents aside, some idiot from Florida would either throw one of these into a camp fire after raping and cannibalizing a manatee (because in Florida, no crime is anything less than…

Where do the batteries go, and which ones have multiple vibrate settings?

I’m concerned that you might be retarded.

Aaaaand already talking about molesting the Aston with a bunch of useless mods like a “performance” exhaust, and putting dumb stickers on the back window.

They put it nicely: The Bentley is a German take on a British car, marketed at Chinese millionaires.

Serious question: Is that poor old man with dementia still allowed to drive?

You do realize that Trudeau is doing a pretty decent job, right? People are happy, the economy is recovering from its 9-year oil bender, and we’re starting to consider raising interest rates back to reasonable levels.

You’re not very good at understanding Canadians. Here’s the translation:

Would you expect any less from Elizabeth Bathory?

Highest compared to what? The other denizens of the Hell-pit where he resides when he’s not tormenting mortals?

Polyester and methane?

If you want a better-built car, don’t go European.

11. Does it come with turn signals, but a driver who’s unable to activate them?

The headline is bullshit: “Shark traps itself in a cage and panics” is a better one.

That’s Jenkins. His responsibility is the under-table area.

Just buy a stomach pump and set it up near the dining table. People will draw one of three conclusions: