In the image you’ve chosen, she’s either 2 1/2 feet tall, or would have a hard time getting her immensely oversized head through doors.

If it turns out that he has a sensitive side that he only exposes to his secret black boyfriend while weeping after sex, then he’d sink like a Russian nuclear sub.

That’s a real “What would Jesus do” for the evangelicals to roll around on their overdeveloped sense of self righteousness.

Really? No, hogging is not on all straight male bucket lists. Still, I do know what it is.

This is not how straight guy talk goes. Usually, it’s favourite bands/teams, anecdotes about dumb co-workers/managers, and how cool it would be to some day learn to tig weld.

We need trophy bone-pits for the skulls of people who do this sort of thing. Just tear their fucking heads off, drop them in the bone pit and let them rot.

All he needs is an umbrella and his journey towards becoming the Penguin is complete.

I love these. Of all the boats, the downsized Cadillacs looked the best.

What’s it powered on? Krill?

Yeah, the 288 and 308 take my vote as well.

I wonder whether there are casinos in the Gamma Quadrant to bankrupt.

It failed to camp the health packs, or strategically deny access to the stronger weapons. Still, very impressive.

More! More!

Skin colour.

This is insane. The police are acting like an occupying army rather than the community’s protectors.

I’ll give you a hint, gramps: If you’ve “walked this earth” for a long time, you’ll be dying soon. A Trump Presidency will get you scattered out of a Folger’s can by your kids and grandkids.

If the Revolution ever comes, it’ll be because people did stuff. You’re doing the opposite of that. You’re doing nothing and patting yourself on the back, as if petulantly refusing to exercise your democratic responsibility somehow makes you Che Guevara.

Barbara Bush has a pickled miscarriage in a jar. Would she be a better presidential candidate?

The car is front wheel drive, so definitely an ironic “mod”.

Into the lungs of hell we go.