According to a park ranger, hundreds of college students went camping on Slaughterhouse Island...

That sucks. If it makes you feel better, I’ve always felt like my friends and I do an excellent job of cleaning up after our “camping outings.”

I have it on good authority from multiple male friends of mine that some frat guys are very happy to “camp” with them when there are no girls around. Sometimes they go “camping” with their special guy friends every single day.

The sense of entitlement people have in this country is staggering and dangerous.

My parents retired a couple of years ago, got bored and decided to be camphosts at a state park in Kentucky. They would get to live for free in a state park, check campers in and out, get people firewood, coordinate activities, ride around in a golf cart ... perfect, right? My parents very quickly figured out they…

Not only was the lake clogged up with a bunch of trash, but it looks like they left a bunch of garbage as well.

Cesspools of dead skin cells and fromunda cheese, they are.

Washcloths are garbage. Everyone knows this.