I always found parking my Suburban to be much easier than any of the smaller cars I’ve owned since. The mirrors on trucks work so much better than on most cars. 

I daily drive a crew cab 1/2 ton from one big three at any given time and I have zero issues parking it at the grocery store or anywhere else. I’m no master wheel man and I’ve been driving 1/2 tons to 1 tons and land yachts since my teens but I can parallel park my truck in one shot with a screaming baby in the back…

Come on man, those things are not even in the same league

So unsecured loads, take their liscense away, but we’re all going to be ok with the car with one/none working brake light, the illegal hid kits, or fuking light bars that are everywhere on highways?

Or gravel spewing everywhere from a truck bed or a dump truck...

midsize trucks are the new fullsize trucks

This is the best description of their styling direction I’ve heard yet

It’s like it’s had a really bad allergic reaction.

...to fill in what used to be full size trucks 7 years ago.

Yeah. Clearly Dodge’s fault.

They really are. The 2014-15 Silverado 1500 was THE best looking half ton truck, and then they went and ruined it, and then ruined it again.

I wouldve, but I like my job.

Also I work at the supplier not GM 

Remember the good ol’ days when the Suburban/tahoe, 1500, and H.D. ALL shared the same front ends. Those were the days...

I like the modern step side bed, but no matter how useful a step is it doesnt make that face ok

You know, the one and only time I can think of seeing this played out for a man in pop culture? Original Star Trek.

When I was in high school, guidance counselors were the disciplinarians. You wanted to stay as far as possible from them. 

So now you can buy a functional car instead of wasting money on a car just  to show off? Happy for you, I guess.

I’ve heard that if you drop a Viagra or Cialis in the gas tank and wait ~30min, it’ll pop straight up with no issues...but, if it stays up for more than 3hrs, you should probably take it into to be seen by a mechanic.

Wow.  I mean that is just a lazy and crappy design.  Sucks man.

One more baby parent hack - the onesies with the extra lifts on each of the shoulders. That is so that you can easily PULL it DOWN in case of poop emergencies. Try it next time, they’re designed so you don’t have to unbutton and go over the head.