My thought when reading this...
Can’t wait for the Trumpkins to crucify Bennett for this comment, while still insisting Trump never made fun of a man with disabilities.

You’re young, huh?

Will we ever make it to the day that people realize Deadspin isn’t a scores-n-highlights site?

I’m not biased. All the refs and the announcers (from different backgrounds with different rooting interests growing up, and whose job depends on them being impartial) were biased against me!

And if it didn’t come up, Colin Cowherd would blame Phaethon, because Helios wasn’t around to be a proper role model.

Confirmation bias...preventing people from recognizing how often the prevent defense works since the first armchair QB whined about the prevent defense.

Seriously. The prevent defense is used in literally every football game at the end of both halves. And is almost always successful at preventing a score. You only…