Cabin in the Woods was around the same time as Avengers, so those two together seemed to elevate him from “TV Guy” to “Movie Guy”.
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The gall of any judge dismissing something as “academic.” YOU’RE A CANDIDATE TO THE SUPREME COURT. It does not get more wonky than that. Academic discussions should literally be your bread and butter.
I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.
“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”
Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…
His paintings do convey a sense of that.
Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…
Adventure Bay is an urban hellscape where corruption is exalted and incompetence is celebrated.
It is wonderful to not care any more. People are still surprised when I tell them I don’t watch football; but they never believe how easy it was to do. The NFL has made it so EASY to not care about them anymore if you have even just a tiny shred of humanity and empathy left in you.
When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…
The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.
My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public.
Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…
My brother in law is in the industry, I've heard horror stories about this fuckin dick.
My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):
Okay, I used to work in guidelines. Let me give a little context.
The Last Jedi: Still better than the prequels.
I can confirm an adjacent story of a girl I went to college with. She was 18-19, worshiped John K., met him at an event with her boyfriend, where instead of an autograph, he promptly invited her to an after party. She didn’t end up going but eventually got back in contact with him. After that they started meeting up…
I watched the Vietnam documentary with my Vietnam vet dad and when the topic of “Hanoi Jane” came up he quickly said “oh who cares.”