“The four-day celebration...”

Anyone remember Sam Jackson’s speech to Bruce Dern in THE HATEFUL EIGHT?

Just wait until an aggravated wife’s high priced divorce lawyer subpeonas for that information to find out when her husband’s mistress showed up while the wife was at the spa. They’ll stop that before your first cup of coffee.

“Cassius Marcellus Coolidge”

So... what’s next? Relationship advice from Ray Rice?

As point of reference, when Amy sang the lyrics “But if my daddy says I’m fine...” Mitch is who she was talking about.

“Whatever you do, don’t blink.”

A group of soldiers, under arms, would still not be considered law enforcement officials unless Martial Law had been declared by the president of state governor. And even then, they’d be under strict orders with regards to weapons.

Dude, if it was 1977 your dad should have taken you to see STAR WARS.

I’m sorry, but a stadium for the Chargers with actual Chargers fans in it? To quote the great Ron Burgandy, “No, I don’t believe you.”

Um, yeah, no one in San Diego trusts Bonnie Dumanis. And they really don't trust her when it comes to matters regarding other Republicans.

This will all look very silly when it's announced the Clippers are going to Seattle in 5... 4...

"Also...one last thing. Why do you assume that the only ones purchasing the Leia figures are men? Why do you assume that in order to collect these they have to be "overgrown children?"

Not really. Greedo isn't doing too well.

This is actually a sign of progress.