Sorry I’m confused, how is this a late hit? I mean it’s a dirty hit, but no one touched the receiver down. Unless he called himself down, I don’t see how this play was over until Burfict touched him.

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

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