Or maybe the Tesla is assuming the Lotus position.

“There Is No Room In My Heart Left To Hate The Last Mitsubishi Eclipse”

Now do the Cougar

Get a used Nissan Frontier. Their architecture is ancient, yes, but they are EXTREMELY good trucks. Frontiers have the VQ series V6, which is reliable and makes good torque. They are cheap to fix/easy to work on. Cheaper than Tacomas, Rangers, and Colorados/Canyons. I think they are very clean looking. They don’t have…

You should do a motocompo style Moab trip with David. Take your most awful bike to him. You two drive to Moab in whatever shitbox he has. Use the bike to go get parts when it breaks.

GPS time from Denver to home was 15 hours. I did it in 19. Extra time was for fuel stops, a couple food stops, and a quick nap.

*You could just make the little leaches walk everywhere, why further compromise your lifestyle and needs for them, they took your sleep, sanity, schedule, money, and natural hair color(provided you didn’t tear it out first). Get that F-Type and make them pound sand. /S

Hey now. Y’all all told me to stop buying rusty Michigan shitboxes, and to instead go down south and pick up a rust-free project. I’m doing that.

I’m making progress! (Right?)

I have this dream of putting together a car charity/ministry. We’d buy old cars on Craigslist, fix them up, then connect with local organizations to get them to people who need a reliable car for a year or two. People getting out of prison, human trafficking victims, struggling single moms, recovering addicts, etc. In…

Kia Seltos!

That’s a pretty minor distinction when the plug-in hybrid prius was available a year later. It was likely just a distinction to make people want to purchase a volt over the prius.

Actually, they listed it as 150 billion Yen.  That’s like, $60.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I’ll take it!

Every time I have been to CarMax (about once every 3 years), their cars have not been in very good shape. Cars with 20-30k miles that was previously owned by family of smoking grizzly bears.

Nine went at 103k.

It was like a dog with socks on, it rolled over to try and kick them off.

It’s called the Chappaquiddick maneuver. 

Believe it or not, there’s is a large community of Slant-6 performance expertise and a good supply of go-fastish parts.

Not sure? But apparently The Citroën Mehari 4x4 Is The Perfect Jeep For Those Who Wish Jeeps Were Built More Like Kiddie Pools. I know this for certain because you’ve shoved it in my face for the last lifetime every time I’ve visited the site. I get it. Torch drove a weird thing. Move on.