The US is situated about 7500 miles from Iran. Iran has never directly attacked the US. The Shah was not a US “ally”, he was put in place by CIA facilitated coup that overthrew the elected government. He was a murderous ruler who tracked and killed people around the world as well as in his country. He was put in…

Harry Shift Knob borrows tools and doesn’t give them back

As someone with extensive experience working on MKIII Supras, this car is priced at least 10k more than it’s worth. Even then, I need to know if they headgasket has been replaced and properly torqued and while it claims that, lets see the paperwork. Is there any clutch slippage, pop outs? Any turbo shaft play etc.…

People focus too much on monthly payments, so they think they can afford it but they really can’t. I had an ex-coworker who overpaid for a 6-7 year old BMW 5 series and bragged about how he had the same monthly payments as his friend who bought a brand new Mazda3. Yea... except his car will last many more years than…

always wondered how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around. Most aren’t below $50k brand new and many are more like $70k.

Leases, bad judgement, 84 month financing, and small penises.

Ah yes. the YOLO effect.

Not to continue taking something that basically started as a joke too seriously, but battleship shells came in different kinds for different purposes.

Couldn’t the same be said about every new BMW sitting on a dealer lot?

I think that’s a Lamb-o.

How about a pair of clunky white New Balance Dad shoes paired with a Canadian Tuxedo?

Does it mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

And yet they still saddle us with a Continuously-variable Tenderloin!

Because two of you would buy it thanks to American auto journalists unable to stop themselves making tiresome reliability jokes. FCA know this. See Alfa Romeo relaunch. And anyway, all you lot want Jeeps and trucks and hellcats. Lie in your $80k truck bed and like it.

Can you imagine the different trims?

I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about. 

We’re gonna end up with a whole bunch of children turning to actual cigarettes to deal with their nicotine fits when Uncle Sam comes for their vape pens.

CP. You can get one of these with the more desirable “doodad” for 7 cans of Coke Zero and a lock of Tom Brady’s hair.

“Florida Man Dies In Crash While Watching Both Porn And Netflix At The Same Time On His Dashboard”