But I fly and stay in hotels for free...

The whole time I was reading that I kept waiting for the punchline. You know the one; about a guy who gets in a fight in a parking lot, grabs the big’ol aerial antenna of a near by van and whips his opponent to death with it. Then the next day, the newspaper reads in the police blotter, “Local Man Dies of Van-Aerial…

I’d love to see the logic as to why the stock is priced the way it is.

His name is Google and he's the best! 😅 

“Oh great, another article about weird car designs.”

When you’ve broken the hips of all the Corvette owners in the Cars and Coffee parking lot and have to face the final boss.

Sorry, I needed better aim with my P

I think he is referring to the accountant giving bad info to management. As in, Steve in Accounting ACCIDENTALLY added a zero to the cost of replacing/fixing the transmission. Management would then scoff at something that costs a factor of 10 more than it actually would because Steve messed up. This led to their…

It’s not that simple. Engineers have two things working against them on the cost/benefit side.

Money?

He’s an older man who already has immense power. He just wants the cool toy that he can brag about to the other world leaders.

>>Queue plunger sequence.

this is the car equivalent of your parents calling you fix the wifi/printer/”the hulu”.

Having grown up in Show low, I also got a couple of smiles from this piece...

Yep we spoiled our kids.  Once we get the brain implants in them we’ll be able to control them better. LOL

So, GM marketing geniuses see dropping the 7-spd and cool chromies as the key to selling more $60K Vettes to urban millennials. That pegs my BS Detector.

Dayum, son!

Yes, we all completely lose any sense of aesthetics on our 55th birthday. 

Well - I am a boomer so full disclosure here - to me on a lot of cars black wheels look like galoshes on a ballerina.

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.