Familiar with the area from many trips to my former employer’s Atlanta office and I wouldn’t tempt fate with Atlanta drivers. Special brand of nuts second only to those I encountered in the Dallas Metro area. I understand the sentiment but you’re lucky to not have been shot or at least shot at.

It’s not the Jalop thing to say; but I believe this vortex calls for public transit.

Are there any drugs left over from that commercial or do you suppose they used them all up? Cool little vehicle though

Why would that guy from the Dwayne Johnson action movies care about how many seconds my car is? And where can I get an energy drink that size?

Stance done right.  I would get nothing done if I owned that car.  Maybe because I’d be fixing it all the time, but mostly because I’d just sit and start at that view all day.

Here’s your star you psychic so-and-so!

Its a truck, leave it outside, don’t wash it, be a man and scrape the windows in the winter, never change the oil, let your dog give birth on the floorboards, let it get dents cuz its a TRUUUUUUCK

The smart fortwo has a nicknamed failure that usually traces back to a single part: “Three Bars of Death”.

I want it in color, not grayscale. And a super-dark metallic shade of a color is now on my no-fly list too. Seriously, what is this shit they’re pushing on people these days? It can’t just be like a nice british racing green, it’s like someone accidentally got a bit of green in their black metallic.

BMW is content turning all their well-known failures into acronyms, much like their brand name. OFHG, VCG, HPFP, F30, etc.

They’re all “inspired” by the image of a lightning bolt.

Does David sweat? At this point, I imagine he just leaks coolant & sheds rust.

I’m sorry to tell you this Andrew but thinking of buying 100 cheap cars if you had $121,000 to spend is a clear symptom of Davidtracyitis. It is terminal and there is no cure. My recommendation is a large acreage and a prescription for PB Blaster. Godspeed.

The man is almost as amazing as his cars, and that’s high praise considering the cars he’s accumulated.

This guy is one of my favorite car guys. He was featured earlier on Petrolicious with his XJR-15. Jasbir Dhillon is the Jalop I want to be when I grow up.

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

I have this fantasy if I was to win the $billion lottery, I would not buy nice, expensive cars (well a Porsche GT3 and King Ranch F250 yes) but cheap cars under $10k and thrash the ever living hell out of them until they explode. Basically my own rental cars.

“the best looking Mustang II I’ve seen”

Agree. A real unicorn is one you find in it’s original state, not someone’s home-made idea of what it would be: