in high school, there was a couple morons that would endlessly debate how their gmc jimmy was superior to another guy’s chevy blazer.

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

My club meets once or twice a week depending on what’s happening that week/weekend. First order of business is always opening up my garage so that proper ventilation can be achieved. Next is tinkering with my old car until I finish what I set out to do or until I get too frustrated. Finally I set the itinerary for the…

5 vacation days a year! Are you a character in a Charles Dickens novel??

HP 12c? Did you also bring a green visor and offer the dealer a hard candy. Did you refer to him as a ‘whipper snapper’? Get with it man and use a TI BA II. 

Supposedly there is a Clivette right next to the Volvette, but no one can find it. 

Cauliflower sucks so much that it’s a fitting medium for a fascist. It’s the blander terror-tree cousin to broccoli (which tastes like a fistful of dandelions’ buttholes) and should never be used as actual food or come near my plate. I mean, did every tastebud depart from Jalopnik after I left? Good grief.

I vant to siphon your gassss

I’m sorry Jason, I made it to the second paragraph before putting down my phone to watch the northwest Baltimore librarian coalition debating the merits of the Dewey decimal system in a 21st century digital world on CSPAN3.

Finnish drivers. The Nordic region in general.

Still better than the dealer. The dealer offered 800 for a Jeep I sold for 6,000 to a fellow named David. Can’t remember the guy’s last name. Lacy or something like that. 

I personally do not buy used cars, because I drive my cars like they are rentals, even though I sell them/trade them in with relatively few miles (lowest so far was a 340i with 5k miles, highest was a Mazda6 with 96k miles). I don’t want to risk getting a used car driven by a similar kind of guy LOL

This thing is amazing and hilarious all at the same time. I have NEVER thought of a mid-engine Acura, let alone with a big-ass ol’ Detroit mill sitting in it! Fucking splendid. Question I have to ask though, is if they were still going to drop a V8 in the middle of the thing, WHY a heavy iron lump like the Caddy V8? I…

Different strokes, I guess.  I actually like it here. 

Sung to the tune of this (and a hat tip to Exit 57):

Off topic, but, it popped in my head... please chastise and down vote.

This is unnervingly entertaining.

To be fair, my time is $.  With a job, kids, etc., being pressed to go in for servicing, even if free, involves managing the boss that I’m out of the office, dealing with emails on my phone (which sucks compared to a proper computer setup), lugging car seats to/from each vehicle, etc.  Reliability becomes important…

it is actually a little toggle switch keychain kinda thing. i found it in the cupholder and immediately pressed it. luckily it wasn’t an “ejecto seato” situation.