Thanks, but i was too lazy to put it in tips; so it's all you.

I'm guessing night putting with the 15-year-old daughter of the dean.

I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING, AND I DON'T CARE! SHUT UP, AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Reuss is grossly reckless in his comments and almost certainly violating GM HR policy. I know info is hard to come by, but stay after this story. What the hell is going on there? What line did they cross?

Did I win? No, it was Burt.

I don't mean to cast stones, but VIR is as close to an American Nurburgring as we have. C&D has done an awful lot to turn this into the North American benchmark track. I disagree with the choice of this circuit because it rewards power, but to say it's boring or irrelevant is, let me moderate my speech here,…

And I would bet that dash cams probably can prove that 99.99% of police are doing their jobs in a responsible and professional manner.

Someone alert Mothers Against Road Head.

We walked past one the other day, and I mentioned that ad campaign to Mrs. Washington. She rolled her eyes.

Good one. I hate that car.

I thought this was pretty bad. So GM-nasty.

I'm guessing late '00s F-150, but darn that's hard to see. Enhance!

I give, Micheline. Why the Sophia Loren pic?

Maybe. I feel sure you've already done this, but reach out to Ewanick. I could never get a bead on him. He sounds really smart, but the Assurance program that got him the most notoriety was an absolutely vendor-structured product that got sold to him. Now, maybe the ad campaign justifies his reputation, but how…

I was recovering from a particularly bad relationship with an E34 M5. Gold digging bitch. I wanted to get as far away from that experience as possible, and I was thinking about something that would be fun at the track. You know what you can't sell in New Jersey in February? Convertibles. '05 S2K with 600 miles on…

Love it. The last gen was Lexus's 1st attempt to mix the LS with a strange and unknown element called "styling." This is another good, if not super revolutionary, effort.

Did you read what I wrote? It's hilarious to drive, but it's not as good as a car half its price. Also, the styling is really questionable.

If I had the chance to drive one, I most certainly would; so I'm not saying I have no interest in it at all. But I am bored to tears of the Veyron and most especially Veyron variants.

"It's not clear whether it was the point of ignition or merely accelerated the blaze, but investigators definitely noticed the odor of burning insurance at the scene."

This is the first time in history that a Trek Edition Jetta is a better choice by comparison.