You're the one who makes me happy honey

What are you talking about?

Nice.

Whatever. Neither of them is talking about returning value to shareholders. I know I'm old fashioned, but I don't think times have so changed that shareholder value isn't still the whole point of the exercise. It's a ridiculous dinosaur company taking shots at high-tech cripple while both of the suckle at the…

I will read this every week.

Audie Murphy for me. Really, you could spend a week just reading about the heroes buried there.

Loved your stuff. You have a solid claim to having produced the best weekend auto writing in the whole damn world.

That's my MO.

Not intended as a criticism of COTD.

It completely kicks ass that you got Ken and Brian on today; so please don't take this the wrong way, but this is the most obvious thing in the world, and it depresses me that it needs to be explained. Kudos to Brian for not being sarcastic.

Have we missed the most important part of this article? Does Preston have an 1800?

Only if I bought symmetrical ones.

Well, I'm not a girl; so maybe my sample is faulty.

Ugh. As one small, mitigating note, I don't think DC is typical even of large cities. I've never seen people treat each other as poorly in Manhattan or LA.

I have unidirectional, asymmetrical tires, and my rear wheels are larger than the fronts. The only way I can rotate my tires is to drive.

At first I was going to question whether you have to deal with this on a daily basis, and then I saw that you live in DC, and I totally believe you. So sorry.

Oh I know, right? He's terrible! How does he ever get all those comedy gigs? It's like everyone's wrong except us!

Spiegel's in Dallas?!

Burt, how did you ever get so dreamy?

I have an idea for an article: let's load up a word with all of my own preconceptions about its connotations and then argue against that for 800 words. If I quote some people, it's not semantics; it's journalism.