Heh. I was going to yell at you until I realized that I agreed.

I have a room-temperature superconductor in my closet next to my magnetic monopole and the Higgs boson.

Huh?

Duh, Seven.

Nice mix of proper journalism and humorous sneering.

Oh, I wasn't offended. There are an awful lot of lawyers out there who are either order takers or more focused on billing than the client. I can't understand why people hire them.

100% of my work is for corporate entities. I NEVER do stupid stuff like this (I have my own unique brand of stupid stuff).

Ugh! And NOT hot.

I think they want Matt to test more Accords.

I'm sure that you guys have excellent legal counsel, but if you would like me to draft a verbal boot up the ass for Tracey XXXXXX, I'd be thrilled to help.

They don't stand a chance in this market. I frequently think that US, Japanese, and European manufacturers are too insulated from market forces, but they're paragons of open competition compared to the Chinese. Everyone I know in the industry (not bragging, but I do know a few) expects BYD to eventually try to sell…

I'm pretty sure that I get a better ring of hell for laughing at this than you do for writing it.

No, no; it was Kevin Buffet, inventor of the popular food service system.

No one on my dad's side of the family can drive worth a damn. Dad's probably the best of them, but he's had knee problems for 40 years, and he basically doesn't enjoy driving. His parents are downright scary behind the wheel. I caught some of it; I've had a couple of boneheaded crashes. But being even moderately…

3rd; OK, maybe the Miata, BR-Z, V6 Mustang game is a little tired, but there are a few cars that you'd really have to be an idiot to buy. This Scion strikes me as one.

You could get an excellent 240 or 280 turbo for that money. For less actually.

But now you can't be buried in the orthodox cemetery.

Oh, that is bad. If it's small, why doesn't he just get it lasered?

It was irritating me after I had a few drinks. Better now.

Kick ass!