I am interested.

I think the number of deaths and crashes are drawn from a 16-year period.

I think wind tunnel testing showed air being drawn out of the ducts.

We've needed this.

It looks like my mom's Lucerne. I don't think it'll sell.

from bugs in drive-by-wire throttle systems

Everyone is funnier than Letterman on Letterman. Remember when Fred Savage was a child star? He was funnier than Letterman. Letterman's show is outstanding, but it's almost in spite of him.

A NA 13B? Unless it's attached to a kart, why would you want that?

Whoa! I just noticed that your name is Micheline. Is that the greatest auto journalist name ever?

2nd gear: stability control failures on 8-yr-old Hondas?! That's a safety priority? When the Japanese complain that NHTSA stacks the deck against foreign manufacturers, they can point to this.

I had extensive body work and a respray done on mine 2 years ago. Got rid of most of the rust. Most of it.

Costco Scotch?!

The very last bit of restraint keeping me from wanting to kick Chris Harris in the balls out of jealousy just evaporated. Watch yourself, Monkey.

You can't make coffee or pick up dry cleaning over the internet.

Oh, also, didn't that poster presage the starvation of millions of people? I guess that tells us all we need to know about compensation for this gig.

Mrs. Washington won't let me move to New York. But I have really strong opinions! And a blue dress! That's got to count for something, right?

Twingo

Karma police, recall this car

And one allegedly in the mountains of Argentina, or so I've heard.

Entertaining, but not informative. If you're going to cherry pick responses (seriously, some of these weren't representative of the majority of comments), the least you could do is give us a bit more insight into how the tradeoffs work. How much is your LSD? I can call your supplier and get in the ballpark maybe. …