Where is this?! I'm leaving the minute I find out.

Poor thing. MD is a real tragedy for the elderly. It took my grandmother out of the driver's seat 10 years ago.

Set up insane camera shoots. Lying in the middle of the driveway or spread out in a space that another car wants to take, or like this assclown, standing in front of my Montreal shot. It's a non-judged, social car show. These aren't collector rides, and you're not Ansel Adams.

Bring Chevelles

Bro?! You forgot me already?!

The diesel still requires the pee bottle, right?

When did "F" start to creep into automotive nomenclature? Jaguar was using XF apparently to designate a sedan that wasn't quite as big as an XJ, but now it's using F to connote something beyond an E? And Lexus with it's confusing and misguided performance offerings is using F. Now it even has "F-Line" packages for…

The government of Iran makes a lot of money from car sales. Whether sanctions like this do any good is, I think, open to debate, but if the other option is military force, then put me down in favor of sanctions.

Is there a better name than Tondar 90? It's like it should be adventuring across a post apocalyptic future under a shattered moon with its sidekick Ookla. He's a Mok.

Cool. I wonder what it'll look like in Defender mode.

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Packard. Ultramatic, awesome engines, and better than Cadillac when Cadillac was truly the standard of the world.

2014 Chevy Impala Ditches Image As Rental Car Reject

As an owner of 2 of those cars, I'll just say that you're RONG RONG RONG.

#starnomination

And I'm being a pedantic asshole.

Yeah, on the same level of pedantic as insisting that muscle cars be pedestrian family sedans with special code engines. "Sports cars" were originally only 2-seat convertibles.

Because it's not a convertible 2-seater, of course.

Philistine. You'd probably call a 911 a sports car.

Only in modern, corrupted parlance.