The thing is, I’m fairly sure United policy isn’t to beat the shit out of passengers and murder dogs. So, is their problem that they’re hiring complete assholes?

This enrages me. The airlines has structured it so you can’t even tell a sky-waitress to”go fuck themselves” without getting handcuffed or thrown off the flight.

About a month ago I was on an American flight where the person in the front row of economy had a dog and put the carrier under her own seat. The attendant reflexed and starting pulling the bag with the dog out as she said “You do not have a seat in front of you, so all items must be stored in the overhead…