No legal though. “It’s against federal regulation to open your own bottle of alcohol on a flight or to drink alcohol that was not directly served to you by a flight attendant.”
 

Except maybe the idiot is the writer who didn’t research Murph It is 1 Mile Run then 100 pull-ups, 200 Push-ups, 300-squats followed by 1 mile run. Good luck doing that in your bare-feet.