Just stress-eat first and then get so worried you have stress-nausea. Problem solved.

I used to work in a catering service so I’ve been to 200+ weddings.

As a proud fat athlete this shit makes me furious. Especially because if you’re really going to start working your core/glutes, get ready for them to get bigger before they get smaller. My fat ass has never been fatter. Higher and tighter but unless you’re punching my flexed cheeks (something I frequently make my…

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

There are like 19 other candidates, you don’t need to settle for a nicer racist than the one we have now.

Nobody’s saying they didn’t date. You chose to take that one fact, and cast all kinds of aspersions against her—proving you’re both sexist and stupid AF.

But go off on caring about Willie’s long-dead marriage, and ignoring the fact that he’s helped a lot of people--prominent politicians, even--get ahead in California…

So Willie Brown has enough power in California to coerce voters to elect a senator, even though he and Harris were long broken up by then, Harris had married, and Brown was basically retired from politics. Riiiiiiiight...

:: channels inner Michelle :: “they go low, we go high....they go low, we go high....”

IDK - after race, alot of Trump voters have a peculiar sense of class. There are good working people, and “low class” working people, who they also tend to refer to with a racist moniker.

Yeah. How are we sure that’s not the baby’s photo?

When she’s contemplating the utter wreckage of her miserable, pathetic life

If justice is served, she now also has No Rugrats.

I’m sure she has “NO REGRATS”

Maybe......she should go back to where she came from?

This will never survive a court challenge, but god bless ‘em for trying.

Oh, Chad. Freshman year of college is going to be hard for you, son.

I can’t stand his movies. When they aren’t too violent, they’re just boring.

At the risk of outing myself as having terrible taste in film, does anyone else find most of his work unwatchable? I’ve just never understood the appeal of such a high violence to plot ratio and it’s really off-putting to me.

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

HELLO, HOW DARE YOU DISMISS WHITE MEN UNDER THE AGE OF 40 WHO ALSO THINK GUITAR SONGS ABOUT THEIR SPECIFIC SITUATIONS AND FEELING ARE REQUIRED AND RELEVANT. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED(X) TALK.