I was in Gouda yesterday. The city of Gouda. There’s a shop there that sells marijuana  cheese.

The No Sleep Zone.

im actually really happy he said this, and not just because i was a hardcore 1d fan for several years

You know you are in the wrong when the pharmaceutical companies call you out.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

I just read about this story in the Washington Post, and whaddya know, the comment section is full of idiot menz shouting “WHY DOES THIS ONLY GET ATTENTION WHEN IT’S GIRLS? WHAT ABOUT THE FORESKIN?”

He also jailed some political rivals and journalists which are completely totalitarian things to do, but given the circumstances and the stakes, I think history has treated him very kindly.

To quote the old dad joke, “Who’s ‘we,’ white man?”

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Sorry, commenting while at work & I edited out a couple of things I meant to keep in... Ergates nicely sums it up.

An autopsy can show that the person wasn’t breathing during the fire. Blood can be checked for CO levels and you can look for soot/smoke in the lungs.

Are we seeing leaked footage from Ryan Seacrest’s new show Knick Knacking with the Knowles?

Because Ivanka has specifically positioned herself as a moderating influence to her father, as the “neutral” advocate for women whose goal is to bring her father around to a “better” position.

Anne Shirley and her longing for *puffed sleeves* would agree!

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

I’m surprised by everyone saying Mary Poppins OG was creepy! I was OBSESSED with it as a kid! Also, I had a huge crush on Bert the Chimbley Sweep, which was probably part of why I was so into that movie.

I love Lin-Manuel Miranda. He has such joie de vivre. Plus, he’s super talented.

Oh, that sounds brutal! I’m so sorry you’ve had a rough week. For me, things that help with sleep are: 1) a 9 PM alarm that gets me off the internet and into the shower, 2) melatonin, 3) an electric blanket (or at least socks) to stave off cold feet, and 4) soothing podcasts and audiobooks to distract my brain enough…

I say don’t try OTC sleep aids, you can become too reliant on them for sleep and they are also a hard habit to break when all you really want is to be able to fall asleep naturally without them. I say check out the condition of your bed, pillows, and sheets and see if you can invest in a new comforter, blanket,…

Oh, I disagree. I love Luann, Dorinda, and Sonja but Phaedra could eat any of them alive! I could watch that woman peel and eat an orange for an hour. Half the show now is just shots of her shadily sipping drinks.