So if the government is willing to shell out the money for DNA testing, does that mean that’s the only way they believe they can get the right kid to the right family? In other words, their records are so fucked up that spending hundreds of thousands of dollars is better than, say “what’s your child’s name?”

Honestly, I don’t know why you’d even give any kind of attention to this bullshit.  Bourdain’s family and loved ones are grieving enough, and this dumb shit would’ve stayed in obscurity.  You don’t have to shine a light on it. 

I’m willing to bet she feels the same. 

I’m sorry, did I say that a married man can’t spend time with a woman who isn’t his wife? I did not.  What I AM saying, is that if you’ve chosen to be in a monogamous marriage and you can’t keep it in your pants because OMG A LADY TEMPTED ME, then you have no business being in a monogamous marriage. Blaming “the other…

Pro tip: if you can’t commit to resisting temptation in the form of another person, don’t get married. 

Have you been reading the replies to his stupid tweet? They’re fucking gold

I’d like to point out that no one outside the marriage can ruin a marriage.  The husband decided to cheat.  His vows, his responsibility. 

“It was a fun, if unsustainable, time” is now the new title of my memoirs.

That’s true even if she did go to law school. California doesn’t have the reciprocal rule with any other state, so you have to take the bar in whatever other state you plan to practice in

Actually, she’s not wrong. In California, if you can find an attorney to mentor you and administer tests, you can take the bar without going to law school. It’s referred to as the Lincoln Law as Abraham Lincoln didn’t go to law school.

Except that Trump’s policies WOULDN’T EFFECT HARRY AT ALL. Why would we believe this piece of shit, fame mongering man on anything? He literally staged some bullshit “photo ops” just before his daughter’s wedding in an attempt to grab headlines. Her paternal family is a huge dumpster fire

Remember when politicians would like, kiss babies and shit? Can we bring that back?

I just want to box his stupid ears.

I can’t STAND flip flops! That thing between my toes sends me into a rage.

Can we maybe stop referring to the Clooney Oceans 11 as the original? The actual original was a Rat Pack joint and was DELIGHTFUL

Or I can speak however I damn well please!

See, I KNOW I’m not ditzy. My point is maybe let’s stop judging women on their speech patterns.

I say “like” and “oh my god”and “hella” pretty damn often, and I’m no ditz; just Californian.

Can he just like, die already?

Thank you for the work that you do. I worked for ten years in the foster care system and I know how hard a job it is.