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This started with someone asking, “Hey, when’s the last time Newcastle United won a trophy?”

The hardest part of exercising is getting to your front door. It gets easier from there.

I don’t give a SHIT about scheduling byes for fantasy purposes, but the league SHOULD schedule bye weeks for entire divisions and then have them play each other the following week to even out the rest. Hell, give one of them the Thursday game so they can go Sunday, week off, Thursday, 10 days off, Sunday.

I challenge you to get Mike Lupica.

I agree that there are merits for some public investment in these facilities, but if it’s such a good deal, why is it being jammed through during a lame duck session?

As someone who’s followed the Raiders’ off-field bullshit for years, the city would probably LIKE the Raiders to play in Oakland in 2019. But the team is bailing. So if the team is stuck and Oakland is the best of a variety of shitty options (no doubt, the Coliseum is shitty too), they’d like the Raiders to pay a

We love you, Drew! Stop fucking going out in the rough surf.

With the added twist of taking third-hand shitty skunk-promoting green bottles from Heineken. Cool.

Grandmaster! Grandmaster! Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?

And don’t forget, the city and county still owe over $100 million for the construction of Mt. Davis. Go fuck yourselves, Raiders!

Hmmm, I wonder how long I could do this at level (Ran 3 miles at 10:45/per yesterday). Maybe a 1.5-mile loop, every hour on the hour? How long could I go? 24 loops?

The headline the day after was ‘Fizzle in the Drizzle’, one of the biggest single-game disappointments of the era. For us Niners fans, those divisional round games in the 80s and 90s were the equivalent of the Patriots vs. Texas/Titans/plucky underdog gets destroyed 41-17 type games. Just a warmup for the following wee

Based on that photo, I can tell he’s nuts over her.

Seriously! What’s today’s equivalent? Far-right astrologist society holds conference at Trump DC hotel. CEO, a friend of Russian mining magnate, to be named chief at NASA...and it’s three clicks deep on time.com

Last weekend my GF’s band performed for a kid’s Bar Mitzvah. They needed to learn this song for his entrance. Crowd ate it up!

Longer than the ‘Should Khabib fight Mayweather?’ article!

FRACKING! Come for the jobs (when gas prices are high), stay for the unexplained earthquakes!

Probably true, tbh.

Sorry for your loss. I wish you and your family the best.

At the rate the 49ers’ DBs are getting injured, this may come true.