The difference between victory and defeat is Razr thin.

Reading this list reminds me that I’m waiting for the day Trump and Jim Davis (Garfield) to hold a joint press conference telling us we’ve been part of performance art, trolling their constituencies to see how dumb they could get before getting punished for it.

He’s gonna be wearing a flak jacket by week 5 anyway, why not get used to the feeling.

Actually, that was the Women’s European U-19 result:

If Bill keeps it in his pants (or for that matter, Linda Tripp doesn’t record and hand over her conversations), Gore runs a peace & prosperity campaign and wins.

We’d also accept the Pistol.

Well, looks like the metal tubes are fighting back!

If you DIDN’T finish that bag of Funyuns, you’d be a quitter. And you don’t want to be that.

Once again, South Carolina at the forefront of progressive thought.

It was an homage to the old broadcasts, “Calista, start eating.”

See? You CAN stick with your original team and get to the Championship. Kevin Durant can learn a lot from Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Texas Rangers are working on #3, considering a big selling point of their new stadium is A/C.

What would be a better Fuck You: blocking all the private parking spaces, or allowing them to park for free?

No, THIS is a Brexit dance:

Crying Jordyngyll

A fun England team that didn’t choke. Amazing.

Green-ade.

Or humor.

All European wars are fought in France...by other countries.

Joachim Low probably would.