That would be TWO major American cities where he’ll never have to buy a drink!

Did you not read about the arrest-less September?!? It’s working!

It’s certainly not how Barkley does it.

Of all those gross things happening to your toes and feet, they’re infinitely better than getting it amputated due to complications from diabetes!

I don’t know. YOU ask him.

If they were 100% serious about this statement, they wouldn’t have released this info on a Friday afternoon as a hurricane threatens the US East Coast (aka major news distraction).

I’m not sure I want to live in a world where Rams/Cardinals is worth more throwgasms than Packers/Niners.

Why is that reporter talking gibberish?

Reminds me of Patrick Ewing against the Pacers.

I’m Tinnitus Peyton Manning, and I have cable.

God dammit, I want to be this funny.

In a way, he’s already doing that with the workers in Qatar.

And discarded Steve Mariucci for Dennis Erickson!

It’s ‘three home runs fewer’ not ‘three home runs less’.

As an Alameda County taxpayer, they’ve been giving me the middle finger for years...and the rest of the fist.

God Damn you for being so spot on.

*wipes tear*

I’d love to see a player line up and knock the holy bejeezus out of a field crasher, but alas, I’m sure they’re lawyer up and earn themselves a nice settlement.

GOD DAMMIT there are a lot of unnecessary bowl games.

Snyder’s already planning a #redlivesmatter ceremony for the next Washington prime time game.