Hey Trump, take one for the team and just die of a coke overdose already. Then you won’t have to deal with the frustration of most of the world hating your stupid ass

meh, her music isn’t going to be any less mediocre 10+ years from now. Most people would probably be less annoyed with her if her career had the shelf-life of those boybands or one hit wonder artists, but instead we’re stuck with her for a while.

Of course mattress stores are doing more to assist people than Joel Olsteen is. Mattress stores actually sell something tangible and useful.

Somebody else on another site pointed out that Joel Olsteen looks like both Martin Short and Tim Allen at the same time. they ain’t wrong.

Wow. Joel Olsteen looks like one of the Home Improvement kids grew up and became an even shittier person than his sitcom dad is in real life.

Sleep-Inducing Joke Of The Year Award goes to...

*on, not of

that’s it? huh. Seems like there are plenty of people out there with waaay too much money who are willing to spend ridiculous amounts of pointless pop culture bullshit

I can’t remember what age I was when I first saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I can distinctly remember seeing it on the DVD rack at Suncoast as a kid. That DVD cover (same as the infamous movie poster) looked so ominous and seedy and it felt like something I shouldn’t be looking at. Flash forward a few/several…

Nah, this is on the hoards of people who decided that the unhinged, incompetent liar with a history of being a shit human being was better than the professional & moderate woman with a history of sometimes doing sketchy shit to further her political career. Hillary may not be the ideal, but there is not a single…

He truly, truly does not give a fuck. At all. Who is going to jump ship at this point? His supporters are fucking mindless fanatics who would find excuses if video evidence was release of Trump being a murderous pedophile.

Hold up, what the fuck did gibbons do to deserve this disrespectful comparison?!

Hate to say it, but I’d probably call some of those 3rd party voters goat-fuckers too, in certain states. They might not have voted FOR Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t make their vote against him count in a way that would have actually cost him the election, did they?

Nothing in life would ever make me happier than to see this man (and everyone even remotely similar to him, or worse) suffer for every awful thing they’ve done. I don’t care if it’s by karma, some divine intervention, just stupid coincidental dumb luck - if Trump doesn’t someday get what he deserves for being a…

She tried, but Taylor just put out a new single so I think we all know who wins here

Jeeeesus, it’s gonna take a while to get used to this. Oh well, I’ll give it a few weeks and see how much I hate it at that point

Bedding Taylor Swift
Every night inside the Oculus Rift
After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes
And now the future's definition is so much higher than it was last year
It's like the images have all become real
And someone's living my life for me out in the mirror

jglksdjgkla;j4ih890j94h5984h98h489? !LKHKLGhKLH!KLH

I've gotta get to work now, if this place isn't (still) a burning hellscape by the time I get home, I'll be disappointed in all of you

Mads Mikkelsen Hannibal is better than Anthony Hopkins Hannibal