Same here. I kept thinking, c’mon Jezebel, explain what you mean by “hygienic” there. Also, YES to the amazing Anya reference. What’s with all the carrots/what do they need such good eyesight for anywaaaay...

I felt the same way, taught HS seven years and loved the teaching part, but kinda always wondered if we all secretly hated parents or if that was just me. And good god can they talk for a long time. My favorites were always the, “can you just call me and let me know when s/he has homework?” Uh, that’ll be a negative,…