Obama would toss it out and write a new one if he could...... fucking commi

Now if he was just done being President. That would be the bees knees.

Fuck democracy, amirite? Dictatorships are great as long as you agree with the dictator and what he or she is dictating.

you can thank Samsung and David Ortiz.

Obama is only now done with Selfies??? What about the selfie mess as Nelson Mandela's funeral. He should have been done with selfies then. Scapegoating Ortiz and Samsung is lazy.

And thank goodness. Enough with the endless selfies of anyone and everyone.

Right, yeah, he wasn't like breaking into lines of code or anything. But the fact that he figured out this sneaky work-around and kept using it for awhile before his parents found out points to some impressive talent!

And yet the answer is and has been: If you lose control of your animal and it leaves your property call FUCKING ANIMAL CONTROL if it could pose a danger to others.

IANAL but I don't understand from a common-sense perspective how the state can be held accountable for every bad thing that happens within its borders.

Makes sense. Also, this:

"Nash was mauled when she went to Herold's home to help her corral the chimpanzee, 14-year-old Travis"

What did you think was going to happen?