Does any reasonable person think that you’re going to shitpost from a government account and Trump is going to allow it to continue? Seems reasonable to me to ask them to stop posting on Twitter until further notice.

He pays her to be near him.

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

#FreeMelania

Is this near the system where the Borg kicked our asses?

They’re being jerkyed, no doubt.

If resale value is any indication, special edition watches done in conjunction with automakers are for suckers.

Their corporate masters to whom they will sell the land for pennies on the dollar.

Terrible watch, excellent words. Your sorties into the world of luxury bullshit continue to entertain.

Richard Mille is one of the worst things about the watch industry and whoever their designer is should have been fired ten times over. The one thing not listed on the watch’s attributes: restraint.

If you pay a million dollars for a watch then you’re a goddamned idiot, even if you are a billionaire.

It is not about alienating Russia, actually. Putin has shown a clear disdain for international norms, such as invading Ukraine, menacing the Baltics and Poland. It would be one thing if Putin wanted to respect their neighbors’ autonomy, but they do not.

How long does it take him day-to-day to put on all of that fucking jewelry? What’s he compensating for?

Thats both scary and hilarious all at the same time. I like how Andrew always kept it polite (“Thanks, I’m good”, “No thank you, not my scene”) as if what was happening was completely normal. Dem english genes.

Shouldn’t have worn that petard if you didn’t want to get hoisted by it.

My C-5 story. Deploying to Desert Shield/Storm, a.k.a. the good war, out of Dover AFB. Early arrival for flight 0430, plane not ready, engine oil leak. 1130, still delay, get first AF flight meal, cardboard box with baloney sandwich/apple/mustard and mayo packet. Drink, grape soda. 1530, determine replacement part…

Also, I’ve driven that stretch of road more times than I can count. I’ve also hung my rear end out at that very same corner several times just for fun, but at a MAX 40MPH.

Hoisted by my own petard

A watch is a timeless piece of engineering. That's like asking, do people still drive classic cars?

Yes, they do.