He pays her to be near him.

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

#FreeMelania

They’re being jerkyed, no doubt.

If resale value is any indication, special edition watches done in conjunction with automakers are for suckers.

Their corporate masters to whom they will sell the land for pennies on the dollar.

Terrible watch, excellent words. Your sorties into the world of luxury bullshit continue to entertain.

Richard Mille is one of the worst things about the watch industry and whoever their designer is should have been fired ten times over. The one thing not listed on the watch’s attributes: restraint.

If you pay a million dollars for a watch then you’re a goddamned idiot, even if you are a billionaire.

It is not about alienating Russia, actually. Putin has shown a clear disdain for international norms, such as invading Ukraine, menacing the Baltics and Poland. It would be one thing if Putin wanted to respect their neighbors’ autonomy, but they do not.

How long does it take him day-to-day to put on all of that fucking jewelry? What’s he compensating for?

Thats both scary and hilarious all at the same time. I like how Andrew always kept it polite (“Thanks, I’m good”, “No thank you, not my scene”) as if what was happening was completely normal. Dem english genes.

My C-5 story. Deploying to Desert Shield/Storm, a.k.a. the good war, out of Dover AFB. Early arrival for flight 0430, plane not ready, engine oil leak. 1130, still delay, get first AF flight meal, cardboard box with baloney sandwich/apple/mustard and mayo packet. Drink, grape soda. 1530, determine replacement part…

Also, I’ve driven that stretch of road more times than I can count. I’ve also hung my rear end out at that very same corner several times just for fun, but at a MAX 40MPH.

I use $25 a day in tolls in Sydney

I had heard that fanboys would regularly steal the plates off his car...not that that makes much sense in the first place, but that was the only explanation I read.

I'm gonna have to go with relative anonymity being the reasoning

Probably to defend against paparazzi and/or Apple fans.

Pretty much. Kudos to Steve for solving a problem nobody cares about?

I would think having no plates would make one fairly conspicuous. Wouldn't a better plan be to get new plates every few months?