If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

This is grotesque. Let it not be said that colleges would rather revere the guilty and the despicable rather than be honorable and protect children from predators.

Strip their NCAA accreditation. Strip their funding. Burn the buildings to the ground. Penn State University will always and forever stand for placing football over the health and well being of children. The great enablers of child rape. Rot in hell forever, Penn State University.

And on the “American Outrage” meter, this revolting display has only earned 0.0001 Kaepernicks.

Nice work Temple dudes. 👌🏻

Fuck you people. Every one of you. The man was scum. He was spineless. May he burn in hell.

One of my ‘favorite’ things about Trump is his bizarre insistence that, despite being a public figure, people who haven’t met him personally have no basis to form an opinion. He said something similar about Mr. Khan.

You did not use the Gawker Style Guide on this, H. To wit:

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.

What’s wrong with Marlon Brando???

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Denial. Not just a river in Egypt.

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

The irony of these results is that if you show them to any of the writers in question they'll simply argue that us stat-heads are ruining the purity of the writing process.