DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

I don’t agree with them being “unfounded rumors.” Richard Gere putting gerbils up his ass is an unfounded rumor.

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.

Dammit, you guys beat me to the punch. Seriously, if your going to a church then you are probably already either 1) At the lower end of the IQ spectrum in the U.S. or 2) Old and about to die.

No, the purpose of a church is to make money for the church and bilk people into believing that giving that money will get them into heaven.

I found some footage of Girardi leaving the stadium:

Fuck her. You are still in control of this, and you can still triumph.

Yup... This actually reminds me of an event I’d forgotten from my own military service... One of the benefits of military service is the MAC flight. Service members and their families can sign up on a waiting list to potentially catch a military aircraft going anywhere the military flies, for very little cost. The…

“Obama never would have released these.”

This is as fake as the purple hair Lane had in Gilmore Girls when she dyed it to rebel.

He hasn’t written them yet. No way. He’s a third grader with a late book report.

Louisville moved to dismiss on the grounds that the board was still really shaken about the tragic events of September 11th, and can’t really process any of this Pitino stuff.

Dick Vitale is always keeping an eye out for his buddies.

Obviously man. It’s always been about economic anxiety.

ACA is the law, and the president can’t unilaterally violate the law. This move shouldn’t stand up in court any more than his travel ban did.

I also love tom hanks, and have never seen forrest gump in its entirety from start to finish, but I HAVE seen quite a few bits and pieces of it .. enough to know its complete garbage and I just like to share that unpopular opinion

No, we aren’t in those positions; our positions are infinitesimally worse. So no, we frankly aren’t going to to bother “looking at it from this perspective”, because we don’t feel sorry for you.

You’re easily puzzled. You’re probably not smart.

no no no, political correctness is when you do something I don’t like. It doesn’t have like a dictionary definition that gets ignored in favour of a good whingefest all the time.