I think I’ll leave the cheese in. I prefer to keep my sins hidden.

Yeah, that’s pretty inevitable. “Why is it so expensive to live in California?” “Well, because so many people *want* to live there. It’s a seller’s market in real estate.” “Hey, I found these other places that will pay people to move there!” Huh, I wonder why ... 

5 bags per 1000 is actually 0.5%. If you take one trip per week for a year, checking two bags per flight, it’s very likely that at least one will get lost.

This is great! Now, what can I do about my lazy freeloading cats?

“Check your balance here; if your balance is significantly over the threshold for total forgiveness, it may not be worth requesting back money that you’ll have to pay again in the future.”

If you’re wondering why such a popular drug is so underfunded in the research world, it’s because it’s a schedule I controlled substance in the United States. As far as the DEA is concerned, this is a more dangerous pharmaceutical than cocaine, fentanyl, or methamphetamine. This makes it virtually impossible to get…

Don’t encourage her, doctor. She’s already at the ‘I’m a beautiful genius’ stage of megalomania. Next thing, she’ll be trying to kidnap Superman or something, demanding he try her kryptonite mayonnaise.

“Need answer fast”

Granted, not as self-harming as smoking. But for some reason, tobacco products are still available for sale in all fifty states.

You forgot to mention setting up 2-factor authentication, after which this disaster is virtually impossible.

I dunno. I only visited Bourbon Street twice, once with my Lousianite fiance, and again years later with her and our sons. I personally was underwhelmed, but I have to say, my younger son went out one evening when there was some kind of LGBT street festival/parade going on, and he came back at about 3 AM with lipstick…

“Light or lite: This is a refined oil that has been after pressing.” There’s a missing here, but I don’t know what it is.

The hard part is training your spouse to not reflexively throw away all the dryer lint. (Voice of experience.)

My wife has asthma. She wears a mask when out in public. She’s also immunocompromised; between that and the asthma, if she catches COVID-19, she’ll probably die.

Your Secrets of Sokol Keep link points to Shadows Over The Moonsea. Correct link is https://www.dmsguild.com/product/170405/DDEX102-Secrets-of-Sokol-Keep-5e .

That’s funny—I just bought one, not even thinking of this potential use. We’re just cooking at home more instead of eating out all the damn time, and found our old meat thermometer was missing in action.

Protip: If you drink enough vodka, you’ll quit worrying about coronavirus.

Follow that link about shared users. The spouse can set up their own Ring account with its own username and password, and its own 2-factor authentication settings, and both accounts can have access to the device. If the husband changes his password, the 2-factor auth call will go to his phone, and if the wife changes…

One of the articles I read on this included an interview from a victim who was upset at the Ring support response. “They started talking about two-factor authentication and acted like this was all *my* fault!”

The contract undoubtedly includes provisions for audits by both Ascension and by relevant regulatory agencies, to verify the PHI is being properly protected and not misused. But I’m sure you’re right in your main points—there’s no reason to think that this data has been de-identified somehow, or that HIPAA requires it…