Migos is E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.
Scrying
scrying
She WHAT?!
The “substance” of the entire Bernie campaign is that old white man writing checks he damn well knows his ass can’t cash.
I love Lizzy Warrren. She is smart, thoughtful, and passionate. The only reason she is not running away with this thing is that we —as a country— fucking suck at doing the right thing.
The wheels of justice do turn slowly (if at all).
Some of my people are exhausting af.
My best friend says i sound like a internet message board come to life.
Puberty blockers aren’t irreversible, unlike actual puberty-that’s kind of the point, is to give the child time to decide. Lumping them in with surgery and hormones is extremely misleading. Not to mention, there really isn’t a large crowd calling for kids to have access to surgery or hormones, that’s basically just a…
This is lazy trolling, even by the standards set by the denizens of this latter-day Kinjaverse.
Only if it means she’ll stab you in the fucking face with her horn.
For everyone so in love with basketball that they feel the need to lionize Kobe...here you go.
Damn this is beautiful and shows how to be a real parent.
Your white robe is ready — we starched the pointy part at the top just how you like.
Well, I mean... the Uber guy is probably still making a shitty wage and being exploited by Uber, while the founder and former CEO is probably extremely rich and has no actual worries, so... uh.
If The Root was a responsible shop, they would have included a bingo board so we could play along at home.
Nope. Not one “Many people are saying” in the manuscript. Gotta have at least one “Many people are saying” in there.
I think whoever is at the podium should heckle the fuck out of them, like at The Comedy Store. “Where you going, Senator Graham? You gotta prostate issue? How many times you gotta pee for real?”
Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.