I used to ref IM sports as a gig while in college...basketball was far and away the worst to deal with. Tons of frat bros incredibly full of themselves and taking things far too seriously, and this wasn’t even in the South. I feel for the poor bastards who would have to deal with it in ACC/SEC country...

I got 20 bucks on I have black friends to win within a week, 30 on I’m being targeted to place within 2 weeks.

Good lord, I think I need to lie down after just reading that. I don’t think I am ready to dive into the deep end like that.

My son is 2, I have been reading him this book since he was 3 months old, and he still has it in our bedtime rotation. He refers to the main character as himself, and the mother and father at the end as myself and my wife (even tho she is Japanese lol). Great, great book.

This sketch is (sadly) never not relevant.

I left the Bay area a number of years ago to move to Japan, and one of the things I didn’t realize I would miss was your writing. It’s great to see it here. Thanks a lot.

One minor clarification: they weren’t prostitutes, more mistresses, I’d say, no? I mean, they didn’t directly do p4p sex with Orange Caligula, the money was mop-up management. Unless of course you mean the pee tape ladies, in which case, carry on.

Amen. The sooner it becomes legal in America, the sooner it will spread globally (tobacco multinationals want in on that loot). I need that pressure to get applied to Japan badly.

I want to dunk on this dude, but honestly I am amazed he has stretched his 15 minutes this long. He grinds.

It’s how Pym created the first Ultron.

Pence would have a 3 way with Cardi B and Freddie Mercury’s corpse before he nominated Nancy Pelosi to the vice presidency.

No doubt. I want to see most black comedians thrive. She needs to work at her craft，like everyone else.

Point of order: Bojack is a good show,come @ me, and no, that off-brand flaming hot cheeto is still not my President.

Something about all this behavior on her part just doesn’t pass the mental smell test. There’s some unrevealed trauma at work, I would lay money on that. 

Michelle Obama is the greatest ever. Just...*chef kiss*. 

Can someone please explain to me why the new federal charges aren’t considered violating his probation?

This broke my brain. I seriously think i need a lie-down. What in the Wide World of Sports was this crap?

Pretty sure it falls solidly under the category of “no one knows nor cares”. There’s grown folks doing business here.

This is exactly what I worry about with Fallout 76.

I would disagree in one respect. I don’t think political optimism necessarily has to include white people anymore, which is perhaps the biggest difference from times past for me. Every Ocasio-Cortez and Pressley that wins inches us ever closer to the demographic cliff that is approaching, fearmongers be damned. There…