All the stars, just all of them.

Wife spent a week in the hospital after giving birth. Total bill for a vaginal birth, all reccommended tests, etc: $1,000 out of pocket, and that’s only because we chose a non-public hospital, if we had gone to a city hospital it would have been free. Why? We live in Japan. Do better, America.

I am literally crying at my desk laughing at this. This is the greatest sports highlight of the goddamn year

Where in god’s name are the pralines? I would kill a random hobo for a tub of those right now.

When he becomes an advocate, i will happily support the young man. For now, I’ll continue waiting for my Meek Mill Prize to arrive in the mail. I am sure it is only being delayed because of the massive OJ backlog.

My first thought was “ding dong the witch is dead”. I ain’t sorry for it.

I feel like WWE is really going to be disappointed with Roman’s heat during that match and ESPECIALLY the next day. WM and the Raw after are traditionally the smarkiest crowds of the year, and even the smarks that have come around on Roman the in-ring worker still hate the crap out of Roman the pushed babyface.

Ms. Judge， I love your writing and find you utterly fascinating， but I would eat over done ketchup steak with Orange Vader before letting that cat even get credit for a click from me. I’ll take your word that the video is entertaining enough tho.

Well said. I firmly believe the “mumble” genre can be placed under the broad umbrella of rap music, but shouldn’t be considered part of the hip-hop genre. Personally hope it would go the way of horrorcore and go away, but that’s just me.

I think you’re tripping jusssst a little, but also, it IS Buzzfeed, which (besides their political writing, which can be pretty solid) is pretty much the Teletubbies of internet journalism.

She ain’t one to gossip.

Note: Sale only applies to people buying both from the US site and physically in the US, even for a digital book. Boo.

Note: Sale only applies to people buying both from the US site and physically in the US, even for a digital book.…

Comes out in Japan today, going to see it tomorrow (I got two jobs and a baby, give me a break, i have shown incredible restraint in neither bootlegging it nor reading any spoilers). Very very excited. I think it will clear a billion once the Asia receipts come in. The African diaspora here is pretty psyched for it…

what? Nooooooooo damn it all

I am waiting for a final write-up on this experience like a kid on Christmas Eve.

I am literally, not figuratively, in tears at my desk stifling laughter. Thank you, good sir.

Wakanda falling I don’t mind toooo much. The whole points of Doomwar (criminally underrated depiction of both T’Challa and Doom at their best) and parts of Infinity was the idea of the unconquerable finally going down (America gets trashed on the daily, but Wakanda was always depicted as nearly impregnable, so for…

If i could tattoo a gif, it would be this.

I really believe this insistence on “revenue tails” without seriously thinking the effects on the players through is going to lead to the next big game crash. Maybe not on the Atari ET era wipeout level, but it will be bad.

Swear to god I was literally just looking for a list like this since I started this game a couple days ago (I have a baby, I am woefully, irreparably behind on all games and media). Many many many thanks. Bookmarked.