Pretty sure Root is Team Meteor Strike on this one

Both.

What truly depresses me about the entire thing is that this isn’t going to dissuade those “million hot stans” in the slightest. The dude is hot rancid garbage, but there will always be suckers for that kind of cat.

I think it shrinks. Not many presidents recently have been able to stress-eat. Clinton maybe?

Turn off teh lights when you leave, the game is over, you have won the Internet. And made coffee come out of my nose. A++

I could swear I’ve read columns here bemoaning the rushing in of QBs who aren’t ready. Shouldn’t the Rams get at least some credit for going with the idea that maybe someone should get eased into the role rather than thrown to the wolves from Day 1?

The arguments in the comments so beautifully articulate literally every thing said about Pats fans in this article. This one and the Bears one (my team, sadly) are the ones I look forward to the most every year. Please never stop doing these.

My friends and I were taking bets on how long it would take for a high level asshat to pull something like this. Honestly, I expected it sooner.

Peanuts had some late stage problems, which I suppose is inevitable for something that lasted so long. Bloom County eventually ran out of gas (though the Facebook comeback has been incredible), Doonesbury has the occasional “meh” run. I don’t think anyone can lay claim to a 10 year stretch of just nonstop peak…

I can’t stand that family. Irritating beyond belief. But I can not lie, shallow as it is of me, I’d stab most of you for the chance to sleep with at least two of them.

If not for that bloody Oregon loss, every single bit of this would be wrong.

Very interesting to see their thoughts on it, and nice to see them use such a public forum for it. Like it or not, as high profile players, their thoughts will get airplay, and I am glad that they expressed them thoughtfully with clear reflection. I’m still terrified of the idea of moving back to America, and have no…

Buying this game. Actually wouldn’t care if it’s the exact same engine. Want. want. want.

SO help me it could be the exact same engine and I seriously wouldn’t care as long as it was new Fallout material. I am buying a new PC solely for this bloody thing.

Dude just took Whitlock behind the woodshed, and in a Brock Lesnar v. John Cena at Summerslam sort of way. I think he may skip the truther videos and go straight to Aliens Among Us.

Bay Area cops are frequently roid rage cases waiting to happen (seriously, I've seen dudes that looked like they were minutes away from having seizures with the veins standing out on their barely there necks). They seem to itch to go Cro-Magnon on folks.

Please don't let Swaggy make you stop writing about the Lakers. I beg of you. These things really make me happy every day there is a new one.

I...I love you. Well played.

Well played, sir.

I agree with most of your onion-belty takes, but you leave Derrick Rose out of this, damn it.