The Nissan owners were too busy napping in those boring ass old cars to notice any problems.

I’ll pay YOU to isolate me on fake Mars for the next 8 months.

Let me save you all the time.

Let me save you all the time.

The chargers have been in the ground since August. The respondents were asked about the existing charger program. 

If more Black men showing up with assault rifles more often we will have the gun control measures we have been looking for since Columbine 

Seriously. I just fucking can’t with the general concept of thinking now is a good time to get pregnant or bring a child into the world, or thinking it’s ok to tie up medical resources in what is - sorry - an entirely elective procedure.

This. The level of entitled whining in this article is, frankly, sicking.

Yeah, sorry, cry me a river but your fertility treatments are not a right, having children is not a right (unless you can naturally conceive them), and yeah it sucks if as a result of the pandemic some people might miss their window for fertility treatments but right now the focus is on postponing all non-emergency…

I’m sorry, but no, you are not being singled out. If you’re not part of a heterosexual, fertile couple you can’t have a kid right now. That’s just biology. I’m single and turning 30 soon. I’d love a baby, but I have no way to have one. I’m not glaring at married, fertile, heterosexual people like “omg how dare…

I mainly think this is going to continue in phases. For a lot of America, it isn’t even real yet. And that should be a good thing, but the trend has been that places aren’t issuing stay at home directives until it arrives. Only 30 states have issued these types of directives.

It would probably be helpful if there were some sort of centralized source for important information, maybe a branch of government that might be more executive than legislative. The head of the office could present themselves in a presidential sort of way, overseeing a unification of multiple state level actors so…

That’s an odd approach in response to the issue of restaurants facing possible closure.

I feel terrible for our local caterers. We’ve had to cancel all our meetings, large and small, and the lunch orders that go with them. We’ve received many e-mails from the caterers updating us on their policies regarding increased safety measures and switching from buffet-style meals to boxed lunches and they’re all…

Friends, Teachers, Countrymen: Store your Expo markers on a flat tray. When they begin to dry out, store them tip-down in a mug. This is The Way.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

This seems to be pointless.  I’ve been using a device known as “The Straw” for all my drinking needs when I don’t want to lift a cup up into a vision obstructing manner.

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

The minute these are delivered to Stryker CABs and left alone with enterprising E4s who have easy access to rattle cans and a stencil kit, there will be several “Sharks.”

I imagine one will also get “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die” stenciled on the barrel as well.

Command may not approve, but the E4 Mafia will get…

I think this is a service that I would use. The problem isn’t so much the uncertainty of spending an hour in traffic, but the uncertainty of spending more than an hour in traffic.

You can’t, even in your cabin in the woods, you’ll still find those “many blood sucking creatures”.