They also have three or four blondes who look almost identical. It’s very strange. Well, they’ll die a dinosaur’s death. 

Your small boobs are not an exception. As much as they love the mega-cleavage look, they get that mostly through contour makeup, since they couldn’t imagine hiring a model with enough body fat to have actually large boobs.

I understand what he’s saying about selling fantasy. They’ve always sold the idea of a man’s fantasy of women to women. The problem is, they’ve still got to sell to women too and women’s tastes have changed over the last decade. And we still want quality. The quality of their clothing doesn’t justify their prices.…

I have plenty of reasons for not buying VS anymore, and chief among them is that their products are GARBAGE. If I wanted a scratchy, ill-fitting bra that has a strap break after 2 wears, provides zero support, and comes from sweatshop labor, I’d go buy “sexy” lingerie from the bargain bin at K-mart. At least then I…

Hmm, the leadership of the company that makes bras out of precious stones and reified the “sexy angel” concept is out of touch and kind of gross? 

I don’t think we can be all things to all customers. It is a specialty business; it isn’t a department store.

I tried OkCupid a couple years ago. The number of men who thought they could lie and take twenty years off their age was hilarious. No Mr. 50-Year-Old, you do not pass for thirty, and saying “I’m 40 but everyone says I look 30" is not going to fool anyone into thinking you are 30 or 40.

He proves he’s an ancient by not realising you can just change your age on Facebook ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

This is Emile:

In a perfect world, one of this guy’s kid would go visit him, shit their pants, tell that they feel like they are two, and have him change them. This would be true justice. 

I'm confused by what being afraid vs adventurous has to do with either perceived or actual age? 

I definitely felt like I was already out of my 20s when I was like 14, that doesn't mean I was allowed to drink, drive or vote. This guy needs to do some quick math. 

Wants to. I feel that he hasn’t thought through this plan with the greatest of care. For one thing, it relies on other people wanting to date him too. For another, he’s said that he will give up his €1200/month pension if the court allows him to change his age.

I’m not sure why they didn’t include a pic of him in this article, but here he is:

If he thinks that some 30 year old is going to be overjoyed to meet his old ass, he’s got another thing coming. People lie about their ages, heights, careers, etc. on dating sites but it doesn’t change reality. Unless he can pass for 49, which is highly doubtful, he’s in for a surprise when all his dates flee when…

Jesus Christ.

Having “entrepreneur” appear anywhere in your profile is reason enough to swipe left.

It seems like a lot of work to hijack the legal system just to fulfilling his creepy desire to sleep with 20 something year olds. Because you know the creepster probably thinks his ageless self is above dusty, peri-menopausal 45 year olds too.

“Total package” ...of tools?

I bet you this dude thinks women on their 40's are too old for him.