Good for you! High fucking five!! <3

Most of the nasty body snarking I’ve heard has to do with the Kardashians pretending that their body parts haven’t been surgically altered.

In 1986 let’s say, this could have aired and it wouldn’t have been an issue.

Talking about the older Kardashians here but it’s my experience as a middle aged lady that wealthy women who have traded on their physical appearance really start to panic as they get older And by panic I mean as their faces age they start to control what they can. They get superskinny, buy new boobs, do all sorts of…

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

I’ve been thinking the same thing- lately it seems she’s been obsessed with losing weight and getting more of that “high fashion” look and physique. Also criticizing her sisters for wearing anything remotely fun. Seemed like only a matter of time before she debuted a new shape and everyone one declared that “the big…

I can see her going total Jocelyn Wildenstein or Goldie Hawn-Meryl Streep ala Death Becomes Her as she ages and after she divorces Kayne. I can’t imagine her ever retiring from the spotlight and she can only be the hot chick for so long. 

Thanks for your sacrifice.

With Kim, I don’t even really try to figure out what is surgery and what is Photoshop. My impression is that approaching 40, she’s starting to go more for a fashion icon/jolie laide look like Donatella Versace, and less for standard sex kitten. This would be consistent with downsizing her butt (by whatever method),…

I think it's the reverse. I watch Keeping Up With Kardashians on the regular and her ass is large and in charge there. I imagine that resting it on that golden pillar or whatever did not do her any favors, hence the photoshopping. 

She’s also like sitting down. How big can one’s butt possibly look while sitting down? 

Her body and her whole face look super airbrushed....is that seriously even KKW? If the title hadn’t said so, I would’ve assumed it was a wannabe KKW model...

I feel like a lot of people won’t click on the Matt Damon link so I just want you all to know that they set him on fire.

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

Wow. That’s awful.

This is the email he sent them. Hope he never is allowed to be involved with DECIEM ever again.

A couple who gets engaged within months and/or buys a completely ridiculous pet probably aren’t that bright to begin with. 

Well, credit given where credit is due - at least Ivanka didn’t attribute it to Marilyn Monroe.

When I’m anxious (which is almost my natural state), I find it comforting to watch, or just have on in the background, super non-threatening TV shows. I favour sitcoms, like Jam & Jerusalem or Dinnerladies, or Brooklyn 99 and Will and Grace. I also sometimes watch ASMR on YouTube to help me sleep. And the song…

As a purported joke, when he married my mom, he said when she turned 40,he’d trade her in for two 20s.