I confess that I’ve watched a couple of episodes of Botched and was relieved that the doctors turned down one woman who was clearly “addicted” to plastic surgery. Even those two doctors had an ethical line.

that person who would undergo 62 surgeries to look like a plastic figurine

He was evicted for running around naked? I’d get that with an ordinary human but we all know Ken Dolls don’t have anything down there to be worried about seeing.

You mean the time he treated “Arab” (as that woman’s proxy for Muslim) and “decent/family man/citizen” as mutually exclusive?

This is a lot. Is there a chance that this could lead to couples therapy? Full support from me, FWIW, whatever you decide to do with the pregnancy.

Do you have a reason to not trust him? That’s the biggest part of it. Not trusting her to be professional is petty but I feel like there’s a backstory of why she makes you feel unsettled.

I’m usually just a lurker, and apologies for the tl;dr, but having this space to feel comfortable enough to post this, even if no one reads it, feels amazing.

Ok, here goes: I’m pregnant, I really didn’t want to be, but after a two-week wait to get into Planned Parenthood, something hit me and I thought it was all…

I love when they tell us Harry and Megan live in a cottage as if they’re living some quaint life in a tiny 3 room house. 

Gosh, I’d like to know who feeds the press all those information about Jennifer Garner and “her immense and unyielding patience”? Who informed the paps beforehand, when to watch out for pics of Garner driving Affleck to rehab? Who told the media about the intervention? Whose public image will benefit the most from…

She’s trash. Horrible.

Art:

One of the best things I learned from RPDR is that the “one color up to the eyebrows” look is called “garage doors”.

I am sorry to tell you, but you’re not right. The garment industry does not make the kind of trousers you show any more. And if they have their way, they never will again. They offer , what, 5 sizes of a silhouette, and if that silhouette doesn’t work for you? You’re SOL. They push us to stretchy garments because they…

Yeah, I think editorial or artsy makeup is interesting, but what they are doing is basically making a bratz doll face come-to-life as everyday makeup.

I was “younger and ignorant and it was years ago” seems to be the new “my account was hacked”. 

Why do boys think we care about their dicks? Unless it belongs to my sexual partner, I really, really, really don’t care about anyone’s dick..

I think I am biased towards hating them as they remind me of the kind of couple that makes out on a crowded subway and doesn’t care about the other people. Then then get off and because they’re holding hands blocks the escalator for people to walk past them.

Legit clicked on that Robin Thicke link because I thought it said perm instead of sperm. Kinda disappointed he doesn’t have a perm.

I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very lucky.” Then he paused before adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”

Maybe I’m dumb, but I can’t figure out what her reply was... Is it in that picture?