Unpopular opinion: All the Chris’ are mind numbingly vanilla and I wouldn’t go out of my way to even get out the blanket.

Male Feminist getting busted for being a sex pervert is the 2018 equivalent to Anti-gay church leader busted at a glory hole circa 2000.

The 2018 equivalent of not liking the score of the game and taking your ball home.

I was amazed by the ideas of feminism and immediately wondered how I, a rapey white man, could profit from them.

I think their differing views on feminism and business are that to him, feminism is just a business.

And like clockwork they go to the “I’m sorry YOU were offended” line.

Of all the places where a joke mocking #MeToo shouldn’t happen a Beauty Pagent is up there. Of all the places where I would expect such a joke? A Beauty Pagent is up there.

claiming the skit had not been in the competition’s script and had not been authorized by the board

Getting over a break up takes two things: time and distance. Lick your wounds and cry when you have to. There’s no way to get on the other side of heartbreak - you have to go through.

Anyway I have a bed with my coworker’s name on it and it isn’t working out very well.

Pretty much yeah. Although I had reduced running before that due to a severe knee injury (from running (I always knew hill repeats would be the death of me)). But once I hit 30 I stopped completely. I used to run 5-10 miles every day and I’d been running since high school. I tried swimming for a while but it’s not…

Dresses are great because one item and BOOM you are ready. It’s still a new look for you, so enjoy it. And know that you are a trend setter. You did it first and best, so harrumph.

I wore a bikini for the first time in my adult life

I’m having a sort of immature fashion conundrum. I hit the end of summer sales last year and cleaned up on work appropriate dresses. I decided this year was going to be the year of dresses. I almost never wear dresses and I wanted to step outside of my comfort zone. So I did it. Once the weather got warm enough I went…

I’m watching Big Mouth and enjoying a root beer float. I’ve had an awful week and I fucking deserve the calorie explosion of fizzy carbonated cancer/diabetes drink and vanilla ice cream.

Is there any way we can prevent the embarrassment of having Donald Trump meet Queen Elizabeth?

‘Sup Jezzers, hope you’re all having a better weekend than I am. Because my poor dad hasn’t been subject to enough transplant related he has now been diagnosed with cancer. 1% of organ recipients develop this particular type of post-transplant lymphoma, so of course he has to be in the unlucky percentile. I’m so…

Ariana Grande is the Wario of pop starlets.