It is shallow to call decide someone is bitchy because you personally dislike their face. And while not a factor in her case, bullshit like that is what keeps women from getting ahead because asshole decided that they didn’t like her face.

****Relationship advice to my younger self****: “If you think he’s cheating on you, he probably is.”

So what exactly? Women should fix their faces in case shallow people decide that they look too bitchy?

This will be an unpopular opinion here, but Meghan Markle is the least interesting person in the royal family (or soon to be, anyways). I’m bored already.

I know some decent and and emotionally competent men, and then they’ve all wanted to deluge me with feelings about learning how shitty other men are. They really need to support each other right now, because I am exhausted, especially when they start whining how they’ll never meet anyone if they can’t date coworkers.

Learning about ONE case of sexual assault is similar to finding ONE drop of vomit the morning after a night of drinking. You know there has got to be a pile more hidden somewhere because there’s no such thing as ONE iota of any of that shit.

If you’re OK with it, is it really a malfunction?

No Netflix, all chill.

It implies that men only care about women when they are their property.

I imagine Matt Damon would be one of the worst people to coach because he thinks he is much smarter than he is, and that his viewpoint is fully developed and supported when it is not.

Exactly. Also, If you can only empathize because you have a daughter, then you have no business raising sons, because they’ll never get it either.

“Well, that’s the sign of somebody who—well, we can work with that”

I imagine the price that he’s paid at this point is so beyond anything that he—

Q: Is there a difference between butt grabbing and rape?

As a PR person, all the coaching in the world doesn’t stop some people from running off at the mouth at precisely the wrong time. I have kicked clients under the table, jabbed them with pens and waved my arms frantically behind the interviewer, and often stuff just keeps spewing right out.

Children are so much easier to teach than grown men.

WHY don’t their PR teams coach these idiots on what to say? Disney coached their child stars extensively on how to avoid sticky topics and what to say about things that had to be discussed. Surely Disney doesn’t employ the only competent PR team on the planet, so why do these men keep trying to discuss something they…

I love Mr. Slackss but if we ever break up I will be done coupling up. It can be a lot of work to keep a relationship going and I already have one job and they pay me to put up with their shit.

this is why i haven’t gotten married.

Do they both have day jobs creating those dumb twee names for Modcloth clothes? Those captions make me want to vomit.