Sadly, I have not at all found this to be the case.

i’m thinking she should have broken his nose and blamed it on said turbulance.

I like that! “This is the captain speaking. We’ll be descending to below 10,000 feet for a short time to toss a grabber from the cabin. We’ll resume to cruising altitude shortly thereafter.”

“I thought you were asleep” is worse because it means he knew you wouldn’t be OK with it, but was trying to do it sneakily anyway at a time when he thought you wouldn’t fight back. Fucking disgusting.

I was actually hoping for more sit down and shut up.

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.

Good. She’s lucky she has the ability to relocate to Europe and the kids will benefit from being far away from the media frenzy. Your move, Melania.

“Women are the wave of the future”? Since the evolution of humans, haven’t we...uh...always existed?

Or maybe just ban work parties? Or have them in the afternoon, as a thing to do instead of working instead of a thing to do during what should be your free time?

Oh god, and fucking hate the smug filmmaker trope of “did you enjoy the gratuitous and cheerfully-scored violence we spent thousands of hours and millions of dollars to show you? Well, surprise, YOURE THE REAL MONSTER FOR WATCHING IT !”

She actually called out her own daughter for defending Harvey Weinstein. As a mother, I find that admirable. Part of being a good parent, even when they’re adults, is calling out the dumb things when you see it.

You’d rather she not hold press conferences that give a voice to victims?

Yes, but not all at the same time!

I’ve never seen that before, it is uncomfortably close to #NotAllMen to me.

At this point I’m all for sequestering all men off in an island and living in an all-female society where we store and use a variety of sperm as needed. Once any boy-child gets to a certain age (as yet to be determined) he can be sent off to the aforementioned island.

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

John Oliver is the one I do not want to see allegations happen against. I mean I really cannot see it happening.

If only he had a platform to tell his side of the story, perhaps in a wispy nostalgic tone, while taking loud breaths into a microphone.

“a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.”

I’ve heard that NYT was about to go live with an expose a la Weinstein and NBC got ahead of it by blaming the sudden firing on an internal complaint. That’s all that really makes sense here because for them to do this in the dark of night and for not even his co-anchors to know until mere minutes before air, seems…