This is a good point. See also the Transformers movies.

Well, the character she played only ever used her oven as storage space ...

Can we trade Ivanka and Jared for Megan and Harry. I would much rather my taxes foot their bill.

I can’t stop looking at that picture. Her hair style is a really bizarre shape, and who wears a blazer to hoist up cat litter?

Prince Harry will not be footing Meghan Markle’s security bill

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

The Solid Color Dress Brigade. I’ll give Fox News one thing—they certainly understand their viewership and how easily confused they get by fancy liberal globalist conspiracies like prints and patterns and multi-color(ed)s.

It’s Fox. Those are considered long dresses.

It’s the dress code at FOX. Short dresses, stilettos, and commando.

It’s really a fucking shame Rob and Chyna have a kid. They seem more messed up than the other Kardashians and that’s saying A LOT.

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

Why is it different than a couple asking for presents because they, themselves, got married, though, really?

QUICK! Take away his reproductive rights and reduce his pay!

Just to be safe, we need to purge the voting rolls in his zip code.

VOTER FRAUD

it’s cause she is pretty. that is it. same with Blake Lively.

So we should start screaming voter fraud and demanding a recount?

I know Trump takes the cake, but if not for him, Kush would be the ultimate example of a white man failing upwards.

This is that voter fraud they keep talking about, right? He won’t be permitted to vote until he fixes it?