I am sure he was being ironic; it’s British humour, I think. One hears that and realizes that one hasn’t been very busy at all. Then shame and guilt set in before righting the course.

““[Y]ou’ve been very busy,” he reportedly said.”

I don’t think kim needs a surrogate because of her age.

I think she should name the baby Caitlyn Jr.

I’m needing a good Fyre Festival story fix. It was so so (so so so) good for a while there, I was hooked. And now there hasn’t been any fun ridiculous wtfuckery in a while and I’m feeling sad.

What shall we do with this?

Baking a Bun Before 21 With Kylie Jenner

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

The poor woman doesn’t even need self-care. Remember when Gwyneth said her life was much harder than that of a working mom who was like a secretary or something?

Haha “nourish.” I wonder how many diets this woman has been on.

There’s a new Prudence! It’s Mallory Ortberg, formerly of The Toast—much smarter and kinder than the awful Emily Yoffe.

Wait are you talking about Prudence? Because the original one left and has since been replaced by Mallory Ortberg, who I’ve always liked - mostly because she loves Jane Austen as much as I do.

Totally agree with this. I won’t bore you with my personal life, but let’s just say that I have had a long, serious and bad relationship with great sex, and a loving, supportive marriage where the sex is only ok. And I’d take the latter every time.

“Write a goddamn thank you note.”

Hold up. I’m supposed to have a writing style, a personal style, a hair style, a work style, AND NOW ALSO A SCHOOL DROP OFF STYLE?

Yeah, no kidding. “Ask Dr. Nerdlove” on Kotaku is also way better. “Jane Marie” needs lessons in not giving terrible goddamn advice. Jesus.

‘part of women’s “primal instinct to nourish,”’

Hard disagree. Write a goddamn thank you note. 3 lines: “Thank you for your sweet gift. Junior loves the [whatever]. We’ll think of you whenever baby [does thing, looks at thing. whatever]. Love & kisses/gratefully/humbly, New Parent. Same script for all gifts, so don’t worry about being that personalized (unless your…

a travel guide to India for those “tired of traveling to latte-based cultures.”

Wonder how many times a poor woman uses the phrase “self care.” Probably too busy doing poor people stuff like working, taking care of family, etc.