I’m probably going to Hell and/or the NSA is going to send a death squad for this comment. My only hope is that Jez flies under the radar for the current administration because by their analysis, all the writers are bleeding out of their whatevers or walking around with facelift scars or whatever other gross feminine…

So thin! Everything is see thru it’s just annoying. I have to wear double the layers for gap clothing. And not wearing an undershirt in a gap T-shirt is not alluringly, sexy transparent. It’s like being frumpy and naked at the same time.

It was part of the push to convince every woman to wear at least three layers of tops, winter or summer.

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

I really liked the Gap favorite tee in extra long, and bought a bunch of them. When I re-ordered, they were tissue-thin crap.

Uh oh. Has anyone seen Dockers lately? Can someone call Lilly Pulitzer to make sure it’s doing okay?

I really want to see a remake of that swing dancing ad using civil war reenactors...

Maybe they should start draping their clothes on the statues of the Confederacy.

See? This is what they mean when they say white people are in danger of disappearing. Our traditional culture is vanishing before our very eyes...

Me neither! I know it’s a petty thing to complain about scrolling to see if there’s any new shit published, but that’s a whole 2 seconds out of my time!

Yay, I can see the grey comments again!

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.

The OG pic, for reference:

Shitty franchise themed weddings should totally become a hot new trend. Hubby and I are planning to renew our vows at the Cricket Wireless store at our local strip mall, where he first catcalled me. I fell in love with him instantly, right outside those doors... actually it might have been an H&R Block? I’m not sure.…

A true reporter will get to the crux of the issue: will there be a second date?

Quite a story. I give his date props for her dogged persistence in trying to correct the problem. Quite a few people would have left the poop where it fell and played dumb. Who would suspect her?

So I’m guessing there was no date No. 2?

Wow. This will make quite a story at the wedding. Even if they don’t marry each other

Party like it’s 1989

Wow. Why are you going after this person so hard? She was building on your distaste for George Clooney and adding in a much-commented upon element of Hollywood ageism.