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seems like you don't really need the em dash clause to be in that sentence

we're still waiting for epochal coherence in modern doctrine

death, i think

over the line

depending on whether could he rastify it

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chris pratt is cool hand luke. jk simmons is prison boss. jennifer aniston is luke's mom. nicki minaj is car wash girl.

bad joke, ihops are everywhere

nobody can eat 2.5 billion eggs

good twist, they could do this with captain ahab's wife, hitler's wife, dale earnheardt's wife, all kinds of opportunities

if i may, please allow me to direct your attention to the sidebar whereupon you'll find one of an assortment of short videos, among them nothing less than a fascinating sneak peek at this year's oscar awards and discussion of the likelihood of a certain "la la land" winning the academy's highest honor

writing fiction is ineffectual and boujee, so why would women want to do it anyway?

crafting it into such instruments wouldn't be so objectively different from crafting it into anything else, would it? objectively? if all bullshit is ultimately bullshit and bullshit is bad…

wouldn't it be weird if, in fact, most of this stuff was just made up bullshit

so are lots of really rad people

stylized: SPWN

tl;dr — just don't be nazis, bro

not a funny sketch, btw, but it happened, this is true. seeing her here and there kneeling as conway was funnier

wouldn't know

because it's been like two years with the campaign and the birther stuff, etc