in the end, the real friends were the offs we fucked along the way

lol adomian's tweet has more likes than alec baldwin

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acknowledging the limitations of imagination is fundamentally novelistic?

oh sure, but when i call something a smart condom when it's actually just a ring i get thrown out of kay jewelers

fuck

fuck

hey, people who watch superhero films grow up just like everybody else, like, at least in terms of how many years old they are

kinda like in the comics

i still see stuff like that in thrift stores. i don't buy it, but i get a chuckle now and then. the worst are the absolutely incoherent, chunky, patchwork jobs. like one shirt with a piece of velvet, a piece of vinyl, a piece of denim, all different colors and patterns. i imagine, hypothetically, such a thing could…

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yeah, i'd be surprised if anyone turns this around before polanski kicks the bucket

i guess rose just needs to be willing to settle for less money than the island exec who gave them the song is demanding to tell the court he never gave them the song. or he could split the money with the exec if he tells the court he gave them the song. lots of things could happen.

the 00s nostalgia train is just getting started, people

looks more like a fajita imho

nah, you can still leap out of the way of robot prototypes and self-driving vehicles

first she wins zero grammys, and now this. just sad

i too would like to uh express my appreciation for that particular bassline

amazon is too big to fail. someone tell trump to give them a billion dollars to fix this shit.

bad news whenever they say stuff like "it's important to get it right"